With recent news back from my mate who went to the campaign weekend i missed; warhammer is all monsters and no balanced armies (even at campaign weekends) ,its got me to thinking…
a) i have a dogs of war army, and by their performance at the weekend, no amount of cool in character stuff is going to get over the facet that between Adam and mike they came away with 10 losses a draw and a win that was secured by the team allied to mike. also, i didnt mind the army being shite, as long as i could get a best army nomination, but it has to be all campaign specific and shit now, so i can’t even do that. the speed i get things done, i’ll be lucky to have the army half finished by next year, let alone with extra campaign specific units. Oh, and dogs of war don’t get any…
b) so that leads me onto my other army, bretonnians. these guys have enjoyed success when i’ve taken them the last 2 years, and apparently were the winning faction again this year (although by the sounds of it, with much gamesmanship and not enough charging across the table blindly, lances levelled for my liking). i’ve never really fielded much variety in my bretonnian army, i’ve always tried to field a few units of knights, with one unit always being grail knights (because they are solid!), and peasants: the controversial choice.
so… if nobody else plays it properly, why the hell should i? why not stick a lord on a pegasus and do what every other bastard does and have about 17 units of pegasus knights whizzing round scaring the shite out of everyone? ok, bit of an exaggeration that, but still, for each ranked unit of peasants i drop, i could have another block of 6 knights errant, who to be honest, are MUCH more use, and fit in with the charging across the battlefield to flatten whatever lines up against me. hell, if i drop the archers too i could have another damsel, give another unit magic resistance and generate that all important extra dispell dice, taking me up to a reasonably healthy 6 (using the chalice of malfleur, and praying i dont roll a 1.) which should leave me… amrginally less flattened by every sodding army that seems to have about 20 jiggillion power dice to turn my army into a red stain on the battlefield by turn 3.
What am i to do? i’ve seen decent lists online with no archers in it, just with the trebuchet for firs support, they rocket across the battlefield and butcher everything, they are in CC by turn 2, its only got to weather a round of magic and shooting then it’s all over. am i to descend into depravity (incidentally, a good album by dying fetus, download it if you like your death metal!) and drop the peasants, in favour of having a list that can actually stand a fighting chance against all these hell pit abominations and screaming bells and minotaur armies being fielded nowadays (in CAMPAIGN armies too, for fucks sake!). or do i cling to my peasant and hold my head up high, only to have it lopped off by a passing chaos lord, or turned into a stormvermin by some broken skaven magic?
March 23, 2010
Categories: general ranting . Tags: dogs of war, warhammer, warhammer fantasy battle . Author: fallensire . Comments: Leave a Comment